It’s feeling a bit bougie today, so I went to Asda instead of Audi
Got a taxi up there, a man was bumping out Lewis Capaldi
It’s that one song, that one song that gets you in the feels
A man went sick on a beat, and a went ill
And he rogue chicken shop, SFC
It’s about a from I’m actually meant to be
that’s I still paid guy 15 quid
But a muggy he asked me a tip
It’s the first May in and is hottest day
sweating out now, and I’ve got all
guess I’ll phone to my
that’s I’ll just something everyone else to
I’m walking the not too early it?
the way back, summer innit?
just got Asda, I got a for ******* trolley
Who cash these days? he had on me
one them baskets
I hate when arm starts dead?
Anyway I to proceed, the stuff actually
I’m making my way checkout, **** me if you’re in queue
gonna be for push that’s rude
been an and finally
card has not my day
And just not my day, and not my
And my
I’ve just left shop a geezer the
the say nil?
looking my transactions, at
Now all wanna is
And today’s